You know you're a Mom when...

...you enjoy the feel of your son rolling a Hot Wheels car over your back more than a massage at a spa.

...you lower your standards of what you consider "clean".

...your favorite smell is the top of your child's head.

...you lick your finger and wipe something off a kid's face.

...you can watch your child sleeping for hours.

...you find yourself repeating the same thing 100 times a day.

...you start humming theme songs from kids' movies.

That's all I could think of right now. Please add more if you think of any!