Buzzards

A few residents of Eureka Springs have a flock of buzzards roosting in their neighborhood, so the city council came up with a rather controversial solution. They decided to shoot sonic cannons to scare the buzzards away. Well, the first time the cannons were used, the buzzards just moved to a different neighborhood. Some other birds got scared away too, along with other small animals. Now, they are talking about sounding the cannons again, even though it didn't work the first time. What??

What do they think will happen this time? What will probably happen is the buzzards won't be scared at all and will just stay put, while all the other birds leave so all we have around here is buzzards. Won't that be nice? Not!!